This is an incredible day. We must save the Flutterbird, and today is the day. The editor has let me out of my cage. I am finally free to explore and investigate anything I want.
I look forward to not only reporting on the wayward Flutterbird, but also developing ways to help my beloved bird thrive. I am not leaving anything off the menu. This will be an all-hands-on type of approach. If I run across a kitchen sink, you can bet it will be thrown. Not at the Flutterbird. Are you all crazy? The sink will be thrown at anyone that stands in my way. I am still committed to retribution, so watch your back, Flutterbird haters.
I will be teaming up with an engineering company called Cheap Controls. We will be making products and investments into the ecology of all things Flutterbird. I believe this is finally the gift horse that gets the worm. We will get up extra early and punch the Flutterbird problems directly in the mouth.
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